pout-tastic

With pleasure, Leo

listening to james morrison

I write on this blog too much. It should be called "Cesc owns the night", I think. Anyway, I just finished my English essay. It's so random. It's about being in matric and sheisse. Anyway, my eyes hurt. But...let me tell you a joke my brother told me:

A blond, a brunette and a redhead all die. But in order to get to heaven, that have to walk up 100 steps. The catch is that each step is a joke. If they laugh, then they automatically go to hell. So off they go. On the 25th step, the redhead laughs and down she goes. The next two carry on until the 50th step but the brunette can't hold in her laughter and she is automatically sent down. The blond carries on until she reaches the 99th step. Just as St. Peters is about to read the last joke to her, she bursts out laughing.

St. Peters: Why are you laughing when I haven't even told you the joke yet? You were so close to making it.

Blond: I only got the first joke now.

*Smile*

eh the randoms from the TB

Cats in a Lift

Every time I'm in this darn com-room, BrafFkins ravages me about posting a post (that sounds weird)... So, this is my Unofficially Official blogpost.... Baby Sne (snigger), art thou happiest my love?
Yes so as Baby Sne thoroughly irritates me, I shall silently concoct methods of slooooow torture... OMG eeew, I sound so pompous (",)...

Any picture that you see on this blog was most likely taken by yours truly... Yes, I am Chief Photographer, Chief Editor, Chief Embarrasser... Basically, Chief of all pix cool, funky and totally don't-you-dare-post-that-thing-on-Facebook-Bharb!!! oh yes, point numero uno was meant to be, "Hi, my name is Zibu..." but then again, I mean, who does that.... B-O-R-I-N-G.... Yes, and Bharb happens to be well, me... umm...yah.. which is short fo Zibu of the Rhubarb..Yah, ummm.. I'm feeling kinda "awkward"... yeah... And that is totally totally seriously NOT weird....

Ah yessss.... Cats in the Lift... very ominous I might say... Think about it. You know when people say "I'll meet you in a dark alley"... Yah, now imagine someone saying to that you just because your nick happens to be Aristocat (yup, cat, not crat... Get the pun? crap?)...Yes but that in fact is not the main idea of this all... The main idea infact is... drumroll please.... Baby Sne and her friend, Indie (Cesc) had this HUGE ass fight... On paper... Anout soccer players... And not any soccer player, Iker Casillas in particular. oh yes, the funniest convo that I have ever read!!! Hehehe... So guys, in future, when this piece of paper is like lost, and you happen to have a fight about something that happened like almost a year ago, the evidence is clearly documented in a blog ( that you, mind you cannot delete)......

g2g...TBC..