I write on this blog too much. It should be called "Cesc owns the night", I think. Anyway, I just finished my English essay. It's so random. It's about being in matric and sheisse. Anyway, my eyes hurt. But...let me tell you a joke my brother told me:
A blond, a brunette and a redhead all die. But in order to get to heaven, that have to walk up 100 steps. The catch is that each step is a joke. If they laugh, then they automatically go to hell. So off they go. On the 25th step, the redhead laughs and down she goes. The next two carry on until the 50th step but the brunette can't hold in her laughter and she is automatically sent down. The blond carries on until she reaches the 99th step. Just as St. Peters is about to read the last joke to her, she bursts out laughing.
St. Peters: Why are you laughing when I haven't even told you the joke yet? You were so close to making it.
Blond: I only got the first joke now.
*Smile*
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